Double Jointed (adj.): Wings that
need to be fully cracked to separate the drummie from the wing and also
still have the nub attached. Origin, Plugger. Example: "Man Plugger, it
looks like the chicken shack moved over to serving double jointed wings,
what a waste of time and effort."
Cakesed (adj.): To say you will meet fellow wing lovers at a wing
establishment and then just not show up or be heard from for several
days or weeks. Example: " Wow, sure is great having all of us together
at the wing shack. I thought Vanilla was going to show? It looks like
we've been Cakesed."
McManused (adj) - When your muscles are too large to get the wing to
your mouth. Example: I would like to try those wings, but I am too
McManused.
Russian Wingette (n) - A high stakes game of chance. Begin with your
regular size order of wings in your usual temperature of choice. Also
order ten additional wings of the "Thermonuclear" variety. When the
wings get to the table, randomly add the 10 super hot wings to the rest
of the order. Each player/wing lover takes wings at random and the
player at the end of the game who scores the most "thermonuclear" wings
has to buy the next round of wings and beer. Example: Hey Doug, wanna
play some Russian Wingette after softball tonight?
Cluckitosis (n) - The condition of having fetid breath the morning after
a cluck-off. Origin: Gay Miller. Example: "Steve Roth's clukitosis
cleared out the lane at this morning's shoot around."
Bits (n)- The bits be the bits. They are the scrumptious pieces of
breading that everyone wants to eat but are too embarrassed. Except the
Roth brothers and Monica Seles (she will eat anything). Origin: The
Schlay. Example: "Schlay, Can I eat your bits?"
Winga (n) (Wing-gaa) - The friendly competition of stacking discarded
wings on top of each other on a small "wing plate". The opposite of
Jenga, whoever places the wing that causes the growing pile to fall to
the table loses and must by the next round of wings. Origin: Jason
Stevens/Mike Little. Example: "Hey man, you up for a game of Winga
tonight?"
Nibble Meat (AKA, Extra Tasties) (n) - The little pieces of meat, flesh,
and breading that is left over when your date is to finicky to finish.
Good for swabbing up left over sauce. Never let Nibble Meat, or any
other piece of a wingie, go to waste. Origin: Ben Johnson (or Native
Americans) Example: My girlfriend called me a Neanderthal because I
finished off the Nibble Meat she left on her wings.
Roth Factor (n) - An undeniable force used to alter the score of an
athletic competition in such a way that any Illinois team is sure to be
victorious. Origin: University of Illinois Media. Example: The Roth
Factor proved to be the difference in Indiana's defeat tonight.
cluckbuckie (n) (cluck-buck-eee)- A devout follower of the cluckbucket
tribe (junior cluckbuckies are called cluckies or clookies) Origin:
Scott Roth. Example: The cluckbuckies decided to get together last night
and check out the new restaurant.
Drummie (n) (drum-eee)- The leg like portion of a chicken wing. Origin:
Unknown
Wing (n)- The two boned portion of a chicken wing. The wing portion is
also known as the flat in the Northeast and Southeast areas of the
United States. Origin: God
Nub (n)- The often discarded portion of the chicken wing found directly
opposite the drummie. Often a topic of debate, the nub can serve dual
purposes, either providing a way to hold on to your wing or taking up
valuable space in a fryer. You make the call... Origin: Mike Hall
Breaded (a)- Chicken wings with breading (duh!) Breading often consists
of some sort of flour and milk concoction
Naked (a)- Chicken wings without breading
Willie Style (a)- First perfected by award winning Chef Willie of the
Fairview Heights Show-Me's, Willie Style wings are a version of wet
wings.
Wet (a)- Describes Hot Wings with a large amount of sauce on them.
The Chicken Shack (n)- A term that can be used for anybody's favorite
chicken wing restaurant. Origin: Unknown. Example: Great game tonight
team, let's all go up to the Chicken Shack.
"I love eggs"- Say this phrase at the Iowa Machine Shed and they will
bring you as many eggs as you want at no extra cost. PS: This has
nothing to do with Hot Wings but is a merely helpful tidbit of
information.
Fat - This is a catch all term that can be used to describe butter, oil,
lard, extra sides of buffalo sauce, Scott Roth, or Tommy Herr's Mullet (phat).
Origin: Unknown. Example: Could I get a side of fat with those wings?
Tossing (v)- No, not what you are thinking you pervert. The art of
shaking wings in a large bowl to evenly distribute the buffalo sauce.
Origin: Unknown. Example: Willie sure is tossing up a great batch of
wings for us...
Wing Etiquette- Practicing wing etiquette is the result of consuming an
even amount of drummies and wings.
Covelli (n)- Used to describe one who does not exercise proper wing
etiquette. Origin: Roth Brothers. Example: Dude, stopping eating all the
drummies you Covelli.
Mullet (n)- A hair style formulated with long hair in the back and
considerably shorter hair on the front and sides. The ideal mullet has a
90:10 ratio of back hair to front hair. Many mullets can be found in
Hooter's Restaurants located in the Southeast and Midwest portions of
the United States. (other terms for a mullet: Business up front - party
in the back, Hockey Hair, Kentucky Mud Slide, Wisconsin Waterfall,
90-10, and the 7) Origin: Unknown. Example: The hockey game was actually
fun last night because the majority of the people in the crowd were
sporting mullets.
Cluckoff (n)- A wing eating contest or a friendly competition for to
determine who has the best hot wing recipe. Origin: Kevin Miller.
Example: In order to determine who could eat the most wings, the group
of boys decided to have a cluckoff.)
